|Fantasy Scene-Members League


                            by Freak of NFA
                         and Aladdin Sane/iNDi

RIGHT!  You've had bloody poxy Fantasy Football and Fantasy Cricket,
Babes, Soap Stars and God knows what else, so here's the start of the
ultimate Fantasy League - The Fantasy Scene Members League!

To participate in this little compo (send three pints of your own blood,
or five pints of somebody else's - AS) each "manager" should select five
people from the following groups, and send their teams in to us at The
Word.  Week by week we'll review what they've done and total up your
points to see who's won.

The groups you can select your Fantasy Scene Members from are:

                    Carnage
                    Data Division
                    EclipX
                    Eltech
                    Gaspipe
                    L.O.C
                    L.S.D
                    N.F.A
                    Neř
                    Quantum Inc

Or you can select any two iNDi's for the price of one (that was MY idea
- AS) Scene Member, but you are not allowed more than FOUR iNDi's in
your team, sound good?  Here's how you score points...

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           Activity                                    Score
           =================================================

           Releases Completely New Production          + 100

           Releases Commercial Production              + 500

           Releases New Part in Series                 +  70

           Completes Production ON TIME!               + 100

           Production gets Good Review in Mag          +  50

           Production gets Poor Review in Mag          -  30

           Player is busted by F.A.S.T                 -1000

           Is responsible for the downfall of
           Western Civilisation (Tricky! - AS)         +9999

           Releases Bugged Production                  -  30

           Fails to Rectify bug in next Issue          -  60

           Has a girlfriend (BASTARD! - AS)            +  50

           Is married                                  +  40

           Is a Babe                                   + 150

           Appears on TV/Radio/Magic Lantern           + 400

           Is photographed with Elvis, Lord Lucan      +5000
           AND Shergar, in Atlantis

           Remembers your Birthday                     +  50

           Fails to return correct number of disks     -   5

           Forgets to Write                            -  20

           Buys an Original Title                      + 100

           Buys a full Shareware Title                 +  80

           Dates Aladdin Sane                          +9999

           Dates Aladdin Sane WILLINGLY!                WINS
           BUT must be a babe! - see elsewhere

           Is better looking than Freak/NFA            +   0

           Buys PD from Telescan Software              - 100

           Buys PD from an NFA-approved house          + 100

           Sends Coverdisks as wares                   -  50

           Is abducted by Aliens                       +2000

           Is brought back by Aliens for being
           too Fucking ugly                            -2000

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|The Rules...



1.  Only one person in any team from any group.

2.  Teams must be sent to The Word before July 1st 1995.

3.  Points must be claimed by the Team Managers.

4.  Point Claims will be scrutinised by the Organisers.

5.  Each Point Claim sheet should be accompanied by *TWO* articles for
    a future issue of The Word.

6.  The Organisers decision is final, so no arguing.

7.  Managers can claim "percentages" of scores for their players, for
    example:  If the player is not quite a babe, the manager can still
    claim points, at the discretion of the judges.

8.  Only one prize is available, we don't know what it is yet, but we'll
    let you know eventually.

|How to Claim your Points...



Send us a list (on paper or disk) of all the points that you want to
claim for your players, *AND* all the minus points that you want to see
marked against other nominees that may appear on other teams (The
accepted teams will appear in TW).

For example, if you know that another entrant has a certain member on
his team, and that person releases a bugged title, tell us so that we
can knock points off his/her total and so increase your chances of
winning.

Remember, it's up to you to Claim points for your team and to hack away
at the points for everyone else.

Compo will run (forever - at least it'll seem like that) until the start
of December, to give the lucky (?) winner a nice prezzie for Crimble.